Well, that was certainly an experience. I never would've thought I'd ever do what I just did, but I really think I enjoyed it. It was fun to dance, and I seemed to be fairly good at it, to go by the response. Okay, maybe most of them were just looking at my ass, but I could definitely take this up as a hobby.



The urge to dance followed me back to the suite, but I had a husband ready and willing to help me out with it. My adrenaline rush gave out on me not long after, though, and I ended up crashing for the rest of the night.

When I woke up, it was still dark outside.


And raining. Apparently, it had started overnight, and the local news didn't expect it stop for the next four days. Sure, we could just call room service and spent the rest of our vacation naked and rutting, but we could do that at home, too, and have our full dressers at hand. It's embarrassing as hell that these jeans are getting tight; I've got to have something at home with more give.

The worst of the storm hadn't made landfall yet, which gave us a good window to get out ahead of it and head back to Midgar.


I wouldn't mind coming back in the least, but preferably some time when I'm not carrying the extra pounds and inches of a baby or trying to eat everything in sight.


Ugh, thank the goddess, we're home.


Clothes can wait. I'm hungry. Now.


"Seph, seriously - do you have a tapeworm, or something? This is really getting worrisome."

"Well.... *sigh*... I guess it's as official as it's going get. Let me change first, Lazard. I'll show you."


"Heh... surprise: I'm pregnant."

"You are?! Since when?!"

"I'm not sure, but I think Zexy did it on our wedding night."

"... and you didn't say anything before we dragged you across the damned ocean? We could've postponed the trip..."

"Pfft. Like I'm that fragile. Lazard, I wasn't even sure this was why I felt nauseous. And how would we find a babysitter for a week, if we'd waited? It was our honeymoon, damn it - we weren't supposed to have to worry about kids yet."

"You really think I'd mind renting a vacation house and taking turns at taking care of a baby?"

"... you don't?"


"Seph, please. You have no idea how sexy it is to know you can even get pregnant. Gods, this kid is gonna be so cute! Do you know if it's a boy or girl?"

"I wasn't even positive I was pregnant until a little before we left Costa del Sol."

"Does it kick yet?"

"No, not yet. It mostly just weighs a ton, steals everything I eat, and acts as a wonderful seasickness simulator."

"ZEXION! BABY!"


"Are you serious? That's what's been up with him?!"

"I you want proof, go rub his belly."

"I am NOT some fucking lapdog!"


"And you two had better share the booze."

"Er... is it good to be drinking in your state, Seph?"

"Zexy, my mother got alien DNA injections when she was pregnant. Believe me: one champagne flute isn't going to make a difference."


It's greatly relieving that they're both alright with this development; excited for it, even. That doesn't take away all of the abject weirdness of the situation, though. I mean, I've never been pregnant before, never been around anyone else who's been, either. I wasn't there when my brothers and sister were born. Gods... I'm gonna be sticking out to here, before this is over with.


I was able to look up the usual information for women from home, at least. I've been trying to keep to an alias over the network. The last thing I need is for Hojo to find out and start dropping by.


Zexy and Lazard have been helping a lot with finding things we'll need once the baby's here. Jenova sent an early present, as well. "Just in case," she said. Lazard said I have a weird family.



No weirder than my marriage, buster.


"Oh, yeah - another bump, another toast."


"You have only to glance in the direction of my man, and I will be forced to cut you."

"Damn, but you make such a cute guard dog."


Lazard's been keeping busy with studying up for his work. I'd suggest he needs a hobby, but he'd just get that evil grin of his and drag me off to bed. Zexy, meanwhile, has been practicing with his pottery wheel. He's gotten much better, even if that teapot is about the size of his head.



His other skills are getting a workout, too.

"Well... fuck."


"Is it done? It smells done. Is it? Mind if I go ahead, anyway?"


"Oh, sweet darkness, chili flambe' isn't pleasant."

"Hmm? What's that? Damn, this is good. Is there more?"


[Later, that very same evening...]

"Have you seen Seph lately, Lazard?"

"He went out back to the basketball net. Said dinner wasn't sitting well, and he thought activity might help it this time."


"But, don't worry - I'll make sure to call him in in time to show him I've finally kicked your butt at chess for once."


"WHOA. Uh, hey, people inside? I think I jarred something loose!"


"Somebody bring me a fucking scalpel, you assholes!"


"ZEXY! LAZARD! DAUGHTER!"

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From: [identity profile] animekittysama.livejournal.com


*let out a snort at the end* Well that was fast. Good for them.

BTW, love Lazard's new outfit. He looks so damn cute in that vest. *Biased since she loves vests on men*

From: [identity profile] crabofdoom.livejournal.com


I wasn't paying attention to the time and it kind of snuck up on me. I did send him out to shoot hoops, then he stops and starts waving, and I'm thinking 'oh, shit...' Childbirth, right in the backyard. At least it wasn't in the bathroom, like 90% of sims ever photographed in the wild.

And thanks! Amaryll just made those tops in the past week on GoS. Knew as soon as I saw them that Lazard was getting the first one in town. Still need to make some separate white pants for him.

From: [identity profile] animekittysama.livejournal.com


At least she was born on a nice night I suppose. Eager to see pics of her too. (I was discussing this with [livejournal.com profile] wickedorin and we both agreed that if Seph and Lazard had a son, he would totally end up looking like Arios from the dating sim series Angelique.)

Yes, Lazard must have his nice white pants. No matter if he shouldn't be wearing them soon. *laughs*


From: [identity profile] crabofdoom.livejournal.com


O_O God, I hope so. he's pregnant again and Lazard did it this time. It's so getting named Arios Deusericus if it's a boy.

That's seriously an amazing blended resemblance.

From: [identity profile] animekittysama.livejournal.com


:D!

Angelique is such a fun series, one of the original Blue Bishounen Ghettos. Arios' backstory even sounds like it would fit - He is a prince who was denied the throne because his mother was a commoner. He then gathered a force of other dissatisfied subjects to rebel against his...uncle. After being a villain (though admittedly he was a Well-Intentioned Extremist) in his first appearance and mind-controlled into being one for his second, he later repented and by the end of the series become a mercenary for hire. And well... look, leather and feather motif!

The rest of the guys in the series span pretty much every other fetish type. See here and here and I assure you that everyone in both of those pictures is male. If you have any other questions, I'd be happy to answer them as your local Angelique Evangelist.

ETA: Oh, and the guy with the tie in the first of those two pictures? Played by Morikawa. *wink*
Edited Date: 2009-08-24 11:20 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] crabofdoom.livejournal.com


Well, how about that... it's a little baby Arios with Seph's eyes and hair.

From: [identity profile] crabofdoom.livejournal.com


Yeah, sims have the quickest births I've ever seen. Yell, scream, spin, baby!

From: [identity profile] cybernightshade.livejournal.com


I thought the baby was gonna be born green, and then he had cheated them with an alien, lol
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